We have taken over all of MTL for ourselves, and now own 4 over sized warehouses. We are so organized even an OCD person will feel satisfied! Does your broken UFO need fixing? No problem, as we can fix and maintain almost anything.
Storage and maintainace
Do you need to transport a kilo of diamonds from the A-frikan mine to your beloved mansion at villas? No worries as we provide military protection with armed men carrying scar rifles, to protect your precious cargo. This service is highly illegal and we take no responsibility for any loss of civilians.
Special cargo and armed protection
SERVICES
Scew shipping containers and cargo boats, those things get invaded by pirates all the time. We only deliver by air, which makes it faster, smoother and a hell lot more satisfying. Also the fact that the clever president of Evo City forgot to add a shipping port next to the heavy lift.
Air delivery and transport
CLIENTS
Employment
For shipping services; E-mail our assistant at testica.info@gmail.com, or for other inquiries call our 24/7 reception. Depending on her mood. she will answer.
CONTACT
Head Office
Inquiries
Feel like expanding your career with us? Send your C.V to testica.info@gmail.com and our H.R will contact you shortly.
Media
ABOUT
On the 26th of August, 2050, 12:15 pm A man with great ambition to create a large hub for transport came into his mind while being drunk on a horse. His father died from a boat catching on fire and then he realised that sea freight was becoming old fashioned.
In order to keep up with the competitors who bullied him as a child, he one day began playing with his nuts and decided to create Testica, a futuristic style of logistic services that goes beyond any means. This is when he gathered cheap labor from belarus in order to cut cost, and formed a magnificent empire which spans the globe. Testica is located in the infamous Evo City where he grew up, fucked up and traumatized by the congressmen. By robbing air manufacturing companies in Rasha, Testica has the largest fleet of air cargo planes, with two aircrafts, and a helicopter.
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Awards Won
Cities port conqured
10
2050
Year Established
Kg of cargo trasnported
200k
WE DELIVER BECAUSE WE SAY WE CAN
